10 Ways To Seal My Mouth.

Stich with needles and threads,
Nail with ‘righteous’ hammer,
Clamp with large paper clip,
Cram with dirty towel,
Corrode with acidic,
Chop the tongue with cleaver,
Adhesive with cement,
Burn with cube potassium,
Paste a tape round the mouth,

Or – Just give me a raise.

5 September 2009
4.57pm